Paris should stick to porno.

The only thing that is good about Paris’s DJ performance is that she actually proves that DJ’ing takes some skill, of which she has none.

Here’s her climactic moment where she drops her new track with Afrojack “Last Night”. She accidentally plays a Rihanna song, and tries to recover by drowning it out with her horrible singing.

Notice how suddenly, without her touching the mixer her song fades in. This means one of two things, she premixed her set (incredibly badly) or someone else has control of her master out and quickly saved her performance by fading the correct track in from backstage.

As the Milli Vanilli of DJ’s, Paris, please stick to what your good at; being impaled by Rick Solomon’s manhood in night vision mode.

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